There I was, just driving my work car down a gravel road, past a field full of cows. There was an electric fence up that was supposed to be keeping them contained in the field (key words: supposed to be).

As I turned the corner, I see this large, black cow charging towards me on the outside of the fence! So I speed up of course to avoid getting hit by a cow. Because, how do you think that phone call to the main office would go?

Me: Hello, ah, I need to report that I just got hit by a cow and now there is a large dent on the diver’s side.
Office: Really, a cow? You expect us to believe a cow hit you? That is utterly ridiculous!

So, I avoided being hit (and that awkward phone call), but that girl just didn’t give up! She chased me down the road for a ways! I finally lost her.
(talk about mad cow 😉 )

Now, every time I drive by there, I keep an eye out for Bessie, because I have a feeling this is not over for her…at least not until the cows come home.